Anonymous:
We can be like Cosmo and Wanda, Tourist and the Bahamas, or maybe even like your Dad and Momma. We go together just like Asians and Chopsticks, New York and their Knicks, like a magician and his tricks. You are the missing puzzle piece in my life, if I have you my puzzle is complete. Cmon, look at me, I'm sweet, also a gentlemen that pulls out your seat. Maybe after this, we can go under the bed sheet ;D Im stuck again. Every day its getting harder and harder. LOL <3

Lol. These poems make me speechless.

Anonymous:
Hello, Hi, I kinda get shy around girls like you. Pretty and kind, you should be with me, so I can post a status about us on my TIMELINE. Planning our future together, because I know we are going to last forever. 3 kids, making money, living somewhere in Cali, naming the kids, Anna, Jimmy, and Sally. So please do not leave me for some other boy, if you do my heart is just like a toy. Something you played with, LOL im blank. I got stuck. WAnna help me out?

You really know how to make this girl smile. Lol. xD

LOL.
ewitsgeo:

:OOOOOO
That&#8217;s how i eat, sometimes. xD
me yesterday : sad
me today : sad
me tomorrow : sad
me the day after that : sad
me everyday : sad
me when i'm dead : sad
Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.